Where Cycling and Chiropractic Meet- That’s Hip

Not too long ago my son turned me onto the nine ugliest cycling jerseys (in this case it was a one piece skinsuit).  Ha ha, Ho ho, he said.

Little did he know that his dad, the Chiropractor, had assembled some of Siskiyou County’s finest cyclists to come together on their bikes to ‘represent’ the Fritzke Chiropractic Miracle Cure Center (where the mantra is “real miracles…sensibly priced”).

And we were looking for the perfect ‘statement’ jersey (‘kit’ in eurospeak).

Low and behold, what doesn’t appear but the hipster cycling jersey.

cycling hipster jersey 2

What’s not to like?

Every redneck and cowboy here in Siskiyou county knows that the perfect trifecta is:

  1. Riding your bike.
  2. Getting a Chiropractic adjustment.
  3. Being able to mount your bike while wearing ‘skinny jeans’.

So consider this the official announcement of the Fritzke Chiropractic Cycling Team, where health is our passion (second only to a few bags of pork rinds).  We hereby dedicate our efforts to staying upright, filling out our jerseys, and forming one of the world’s heaviest pace lines (per capita).

Team Members

Let me warn you before the introductions…not everyone is in as good of shape as we’ll be in after a summer of cycling in our hipster jerseys.  So cut us a little slack, please.

We selected E. Norma Butts for the team knowing that you need big legs for cycling.

We selected E. Norma Butts for the team knowing that you need big legs for cycling.

This trick will look great on a fifteen pound road bike!

This trick will look great on a fifteen pound road bike!

Buster can't wait to get out of his ridiculous pink jersey and into the 'hipster'.

Buster can’t wait to get out of his ridiculous pink jersey and into the ‘hipster’.

Hewie's looking for volunteers to run alongside and keep him upright.  Any takers?

Hewie’s looking for volunteers to run alongside and keep him upright. Any takers?

As soon as Rosebud loses the training wheels, she will join us in the big leagues.

As soon as Rosebud loses the training wheels, she will join us in the big leagues.

Captain Calvin plans to stay at the end of the paceline, relying on the 'blockers' to break wind ahead of him.

Captain Calvin plans to stay at the end of the paceline, relying on the ‘blockers’ to break wind ahead of him.

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